This is Going to Hurt

This is Going to Hurt

作者:Adam Kay

出版社:Picador

出版年:2017-9-7

评分:9.1

ISBN:9781509858613

所属分类:行业好书

书刊介绍

内容简介

Welcome to 97-hour weeks. Welcome to life and death decisions. Welcome to a constant tsunami of bodily fluids. Welcome to earning less than the hospital parking meter. Wave goodbye to your friends and relationships. Welcome to the life of a junior doctor. Scribbled in secret after endless days, sleepless nights and missed weekends, comedian and former junior doctor Adam Kay’s This Is Going to Hurt provides a no-holds-barred account of his time on the NHS front line (with a foreword attempting to explain the National Health Service to a non-UK audience). Hilarious, horrifying and heartbreaking by turns, this is everything you wanted to know—and more than a few things you didn't—about life on and off the hospital ward. And yes, it may leave a scar.

作者简介

Adam Kay is an award-winning comedian and writer for TV and film, including Mitchell & Webb and Very British Problems. He previously worked for many years as a junior doctor.

精彩摘录

归结到底,还是那句老生常谈的话,一定要用避孕套,否则你这辈子可能就用不上了生孩子会把你的阴道撕成碎片,这种情况无可避免,尤其当你是第一次生孩子时。杜蕾斯在这点上应该向烟草生产商取取经,把产后的会阴印在包装盒上,这样就不会有女人冒着怀孕的风险进行不安全性行为了。一级撕裂只涉及皮肤,二级撕裂会影响阴部肌肉,三级撕裂包括了肛门括约肌,四级撕裂可能就会把你腿扯掉这件事跟私立学校的存在是一个道理:一群有钱人决定帮纳税人省几个钱,于是建立了自己的学校,对谁都没有伤害金钱买不来快乐,但知道金钱至少能买来品质更高的东西...

——引自第76页


虽然他们脖子上挂着听诊器,还总爱把生生死死的玩笑挂在嘴边,但他们依旧是那个小孩子,高中毕业时武断地在大学申请表的“医学”一词旁打了个勾。他们是像你一样脆弱的人类。

——引自章节:后记EPILOGUE

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